Randomosity

cartoonpolitics:

"Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine months. After that, they don’t want to know about you. They don’t want to hear from you. No nothing. No neonatal care, no day care, no head start, no school lunch, no food stamps, no welfare, no nothing. If you’re preborn, you’re fine; if you’re preschool, you’re fucked." ~ George Carlin
malformalady:

A man after a successful heart transplant, holding his old, diseased heart
-onyourknees:

"don’t touch the bottom guiz pretend it’s hot lava"
cringing:

tHIS IS MY FAVE POS T

nayx:

this is like one of those tumblr text posts that never happened except this happened

(Source: headbangwithhayley, via lordofthe-ringaroundtherosie)

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

"REGULAR" ART

FANART

OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

JESUS CHRIST

TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS
NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?
project-argus:

partially-impartial:

WHO THE FUCK RUNS YOUR ADS PROACTIVE
polkadotaurora:

Bold & Brash 
Tentacles, 2001

tasia-reader:

In which “Jenny” Bravo is sick of your shit

(via lordofthe-ringaroundtherosie)

kristaferanka:

and finally, here is the print/key art i made for the Wonder Woman premium format statue by Sideshow Collectables.
you can view details about it here
it’ll be available for preorder on the 13th.

eellyynn:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

hahahahaha

im-not-a-real-hero:

tomhiddleston-h:

10000bc:

what it means to be hispanic

I’M CRYING

SEE, MY PARENTS DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY I LIKE TO WATCH THE SPANISH CHANNELS.

(Source: yencid, via lordofthe-ringaroundtherosie)

bestworstideaever:

DOO WEE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(Source: pcapldi, via completelycumberbatched)

8bittishpikachu:

k-k-katelyn:

lordnarwhal:

that-kid-from-london:

I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET

IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”

WAIT WHAT

OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED

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